I aim to prove that a seakayak can be in 2 different states simultaneously, somewhere off Cape Howe. We aim to entangle desire and fulfillment in a 3 day trip from NSW to Victoria, stopping at Bunyip Hole for refreshments. Proof of the Hubble Constant will be evident as distant peninsulas appear to recede as we approach excruciatingly slowly, and Eden will be left far behind us as we search for intelligent life and commit unoriginal sins like Pineapple on pizza and honey in coffee (I amuse myself anyway).  This trip is for those who have slaved away the last few weekends making the club's sea kayaks fit for purpose. We've discussed it in detail. Hence my levity.